blah-blahs:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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aseaofquotes:

Kate Rockland, Falling Is Like This

aseaofquotes:

Kate Rockland, Falling Is Like This

tyraniturd:

calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life

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dyellas:

do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

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wantly:

♡

wantly:

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textsfrombennett:

About 2 weeks ago I received this email:

“Dear Mr. Mac Lethal

My name is Mrs. Francine, I’m a 53 year old high-school music teacher, and I love your YouTube videos. The problem is, I can’t play them for my students because they contain too many bad words. Would you consider making a fast rap video for my students, to inspire them to be great? With no bad words?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Francine

p.s. Do you like Mozart?”

Here’s my response, Mrs. Francine!

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

No matter how unattractive you think you are…

columbiaskies:

At least you don’t laugh like Ray Liotta.

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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

whiteboykik:

I WAS JUST READING A TINDER REVIEW AND WHAT THE FUCK

whiteboykik:

I WAS JUST READING A TINDER REVIEW AND WHAT THE FUCK

hannahoddity:

chaboneobaiarroyoallende:

Bowie

this makes me cry of laughter every time